Low sense of HUMOR!!!!

If u have a reli LOW sense of humor...i mean reli LOW!!!!!!plus dont think it through.if it sounds funny the first time then laugh!!if not u'll regret it!!!u may think 'Its not even funny!y would she say its funny?she might have some humor defect or something'.Well!!i'll tell u something!!!i have a very very low sense of humor.VERY LOW!!!!!!

PART 1

Ok so first, it started when science replaced assembly coz form 5 got trial...o yea GOOD LUCK U GUYS!!!!anyways,soooo we were in science class.the dude who sits next to me is Yew Joe n Dominick is the dude who sits at the front left end(in front of the teacher's table).well the story begins b4 school.

SCENE 1

*Before school starts
Yew Joe n a few of the other boys in my class were chasing each other or also known as 'jadi-jadi'.Yew Joe runs away frm Dominick.Dominick's phone was in somebody's hands-no idea who had it-.Dominick got hold of Yew Joe n Dominick's phone fell to the ground.*RRRIINNGGGG!!!!!!!*
*School bell rings

SCENE 2

Ms.Tan(our class n Sc teacher) was in our class awaiting 4 ppl who's not reli in class...Yew Joe has Dominick's phone wth him.

Dom: Turn the phone on la

Yew Joe: Wait la!

*Yew Joe turn on the Nokia Phone.the Nokia sound came out-u knoe the sound when u juz turn on the phone-.It was reli LOUD!almost the entire class heard it

Yew Joe: *covers his mouth*Think can work ar?

Dominick: -.-*did some mouth gesture*

Yew Joe: Wat?

Dominick: Silent!

Yew Joe: U want me to put on silent ar?

Dominick: Of coz la!!!-.-

End of Part 1

Part 2

*Out of the blue in Sc class

Yew Joe: ....Wat the fack?

Me:o.O Wat the fack?*thinking to myself*~Did he juz say 'wat the fack'?WTF?!i must have heard wrong?or did i?~

Didnt wanna correct him sounded funny to me soo....telling u bout it!now bout something he said after teacher said something bout gas evaporating in an investigation or something

Yew Joe: *giggles* i love u(supposed to b 'aluvium') *snicker snicker*

Me: Wat?

i think he got it frm the time Mr.Hadif was teaching us bout tanih aluvium.the whole class was laughing bout how it sounds like 'i love u'.

There's the time when Kye Yinn(classmate) was joking ard in Ms.Tan's Sc class,which was after break this morning,if im not mistaken

Ms.Tan: Class,wats the answer?

Kye Yinn: Sublimation~or something like tht.couldnt remember~

Ms.Tan: Class,Wat happened to the ice?

*Kye Yinn joked ard n thought she asked wat had happened to the EYES

Kye Yinn: The EYES melted

Ms.Tan: Yes CORRECT!

Kye Yinn: Its correct?Wha?!hahaha

Tht's how it went i guess unless there's more then well,i 4got bout it

End of Part 2

Today was quite normal as usual.Slept 4 ard 20 mins in science.Didnt get caught this time!WOOHOO!!but teacher didnt teach 4 tht period of time coz she gave 2 worksheets d.which reminds me!i gotta do tht.o yea my Sc book's wth Yew Joe.Well gotta have dinner now

See ya